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A man had six children and was very proud

A man had six children and was very proud of his achievement. He was so proud of himself that he started calling his wife, ‘Mother of Six’, in spite of her objections. One night they went to a party. He … Continue reading

Posted in Family Jokes

A young brunette goes to the doctor

A young brunette goes into the doctor’s office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. “Impossible,” says the doctor. “Show me.” She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee … Continue reading

Posted in Blonde Jokes

A amish boy and he’s father at a mall

A fifteen year old Amish boy and his father were in a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again. The boy … Continue reading

Posted in Religious Jokes

A DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas

DEA officer stops at a ranch in Texas, and talks with an old rancher.. He tells the rancher, “I need to inspect your ranch for ill*gally grown dr*gs.” The rancher says, “Okay , but do not go in that field … Continue reading

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The perfect desert camping

Four friends spend weeks planning the perfect desert camping and riding trip. Two days before the group is to leave Rob’s wife puts her foot down and tells him he isn’t going. Rob’s friends are very upset that he can’t … Continue reading

Posted in Men vs Women Jokes

A couple of women playing golf

A couple of women were playing golf one sunny Saturday morning. The first of the twosome teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole. Indeed, the ball hit … Continue reading

Posted in Men vs Women Jokes

How to start a fire

Chuck Norris could start a fire with 2 ice cubes.

Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes

A cobra bit Chuck Norris

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris…….. After 5 days of extreme pain…….. the snake died.

Posted in Chuck Norris Jokes

How to make a lawyer smile

How do you make a group of lawyers to smile for a photo? Just say, “Fees.”

Posted in Lawyer Jokes

A man in a restaurant

I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music. After a couple of songs, I started … Continue reading

Posted in True Stories